Kellin Quinn is attractive

Me: I won't get jealous

Me: Who's this fucking whore

I fucking love this coat.

I can go from

little house on the prairie girl

To

Captain on the high seas

In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.

plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

marielikestodraw:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

you have betrayed me, human

oh my god ITS FACE.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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keelychu:

i seriously don’t think any cartoon character has ever given less fucks than mandy

dingoinnuendo:

dingoinnuendo:

*gets up out of the bomb shelter* is gangnam style gone yet

EVERYONE BACK IN THE BOMB SHELTER